The more I study
the more I know
the more I know
the more I forget
the more I forget
the less I know
SO WHY STUDY?
And while I am not really feel like studying, here is one I came across when I was in Cambridge last year..
Taoism : Shit happens
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it
Protestantism: Let shit happen to somebody else
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit